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Sucks Demotivational Poster

GETTING OLD - I remember the words to every song from the 80's, but I forgot why I came into this room.

TAGS: aging sucks
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by WTFO

SteveFurlong - August 26, 2012, 11:51 am, #238708
I was going to make a pithy comment, but by the time the page loaded I forgot what I was going to say.
WTFO - August 13, 2012, 1:18 am, #238360
My first LP was Twisted Sister's Stay Hungry. Still can sing along to every song.
CloudchaserS - August 5, 2012, 11:37 am, #238092
Don't Stop Believin' was the first song from the 80's that I memorized (I was 9 when the album came out, it was my first LP)
GaryO - August 5, 2012, 11:21 am, #238089
Hey now, the Lassie song made me melancholy when I was a kid (no play on words here)…that heart breaking whistling at the beginning of e-v-e-r-y fricking episode….think I’ll have soup for breakfast this morn…Campbell’s soup
rerun - August 5, 2012, 11:11 am, #238088

Jeez.....I gotta tell you everything? The dog is Lassie
GaryO - August 5, 2012, 11:07 am, #238087
Bingo!…….huh, ‘bingo’ reminds of a song, but can’t recall that d*** dog’s name for the life of me.


TAGS: friends with women sucks
Rating: 4.95/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:35 pm, #253364
If I like a woman I tell her that we're going to start dating. I don'tr ask her out, I tell her that we're going to start dating. It works like seventy percent of the time.
JesusWept - February 11, 2013, 1:01 pm, #243374
Start working for a "competing firm". Then there's a good chance that she'll "hire" you :-P
jedimonk - October 4, 2012, 8:57 am, #239725
never happened to me. I drop my pants and we become friends with benifits. stop being pussies. pull it out, she'll be too embarrased not to suck it. Ergo, friendzone averted.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:33 am, #239205
So...we ALL have had this experience???
themansn - March 22, 2011, 7:56 am, #214930
so awesomely right ;( I'm in such a situation
Sean - December 28, 2010, 10:23 pm, #208528
Been there. *sigh* More than once. Now I know why: I give great resume.
rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:32 pm, #208511

this is amsome
johnny451965 - October 15, 2010, 6:18 am, #198405
story of my life!
spacedog - July 21, 2010, 6:34 pm, #185764
Bingo! 5L
crankyhead - July 21, 2010, 5:14 pm, #185759
LOL Airman, this is great.
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 4:06 pm, #185750
To true! 5L


TAGS: slayer greg gutfeld nickelback sucks
Rating: 4/5

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rudeboy308 - July 8, 2011, 6:18 pm, #221159
Thanks. It's from his intro to his "Red Eye" interview of guitarist Kerry King. I've been a fan ever since high school in the late 80's.
zdanny - July 7, 2011, 11:09 pm, #221114
100% Agreed

APATHY - I'd post more but I don't really care

SWEDEN - realy sucks at ice-hockey

TAGS: sweden realy sucks at ice hockey 1
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Allanius

JesusWept - June 30, 2013, 6:54 pm, #247178
Yeah...that's why we're world champions now. For the 9th time ;)
mShreck - March 1, 2012, 10:23 pm, #230484
Actually Sweden is better than America and would even give Canada a run for their money
calumsensible - December 5, 2011, 6:27 pm, #226405
Except Sweden are just as good as Russia America and Canada. Certainly 2nd best in Europe though.
pro - November 27, 2008, 4:20 am, #40154
Actually, I think he's about to head the puck into the Canuck goal!
Kött - November 27, 2008, 1:21 am, #40134
How come we're the reigning olympic champions? Ya little fontanelle-f***er.
ircenius - August 9, 2008, 3:21 pm, #13458
same pitcure in video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbRQdPF9jt0
ircenius - August 9, 2008, 3:20 pm, #13457
haha i laughed


TAGS: love sucks tattoo decchallenge
Rating: 4.21/5

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CANADA - December 6, 2009, 10:13 pm, #143334
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:03 pm, #143329
49 year old loser. Gone.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:03 pm, #143328
Shhhhh..... hear that? He's banned permanently.
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 9:57 pm, #143327
Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:54 pm, #143326
is nice


TAGS: life sucks deal with it
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by caveman

Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 12:03 pm, #227968
Amazing... The picture on it's own deserves a 5L let alone the perfect caption...

VOLLEYBALL - Something else that Timmy sucks at !!

LARS ULRICH - Me banging on pots with spoons > Lars Ulrich

TAGS: metallica lars ulrich sucks
Rating: 2.25/5

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Rivaldog - January 23, 2012, 10:59 pm, #228022
So if he sucks so bad, why don't you guys go hop on a drum kit and play me some blackened? Battery? Please, and thank you.
burnallbabies - January 29, 2010, 6:49 am, #155073
If you can't play, you shouldn't play. Lars ulrichs expiration date went out a long time ago. When milk has gone sour you don't drink it, you f***ing throw it away
Fatt Matt - January 28, 2010, 5:04 pm, #155011
I really haven't listened to them since Load/Re-load era... yes RTL and Kill'em All, great eff'n albums. He's old, man, FFS! There comes a time when you can't pull it off like you used to - that also means it might be time to hang it up...
burnallbabies - January 28, 2010, 4:21 pm, #155008
I still think that Ride The Ligthning is one of the greatest metalalbums ever, despite my feelings about Lars! (Master of Puppets is overrated)
burnallbabies - January 28, 2010, 4:10 pm, #155003
He was in 1986 maybe, but now he is unable to keep it up. Which makes the faster songs incredibly painful to listen to. I have nothing against metallica, just lars' ****ty drumming.
Fatt Matt - January 28, 2010, 3:54 pm, #155001
As much as I hate what Metallica has become... Lars is still a badass drummer.

THE RAIDERS - The only way they get a Super Bowl Ring is if McDonalds starts puting them in Happy Meals.

TAGS: raiders al davis sucks
Rating: 3.28/5

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Bovee - January 22, 2010, 3:40 pm, #153737
Sad but true. Oh look a Jack A** and a P.O.S. you decide which is which.


TAGS: work sucks smile
Rating: 4.92/5

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SunnyDay - December 21, 2010, 10:01 am, #207813

MASOCHISM - The attraction to redheads is a lot like being addicted to drugs.

TAGS: the withdrawal sucks
Rating: 4.43/5

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112345 - October 12, 2011, 6:50 pm, #225007
can isuck your t***
jameswnash - August 24, 2010, 12:07 am, #190590
Maybe its the Irish in me but yes, redheads are addicting!
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 7:00 pm, #190551
Woof! There is nothing wrong with that woman.
AdmiralAckbar - August 23, 2010, 6:59 pm, #190550
give her some time
Kung-Fu Devil - August 23, 2010, 5:38 pm, #190526
She needs to eat a few burgers or something!


TAGS: war sucks
Rating: 4.98/5

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maoworks2 - December 22, 2011, 10:11 am, #226834
Sad Stuff .

PS3 - It doubles as a paperweight and a doorstop!!

TAGS: ps3 funny awesome right sucks paperweight doorstop
Rating: 2.2/5

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LD0ne - May 6, 2010, 1:39 pm, #174896
i'm actually starting to like mine.. god of war 3 and heavy rain were awesome
Jaybroni - October 24, 2009, 1:47 pm, #130310
It's also a space heater.
El Dirtio - October 22, 2009, 1:29 pm, #129636
So many great f***ing games coming out I got a stiffy.
Eathanskies - October 21, 2009, 4:56 am, #129033
fanboys still exist? instead of bickering like a child, you could get both consoles and win win
DrEvo82 - October 20, 2009, 5:31 pm, #128465
Yeah right, I'll be playing my PS3 while your X-box is in for repairs.
mmmBingSoo - October 20, 2009, 5:15 pm, #128455
really mods? reallylllylyy?




BUZZKILL - Nothing like a cold splash of reality to ruin the mood.



TAGS: beavis b***head mtv sucks today
Rating: 4/5

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Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 9:18 am, #222677
See, now I got to admit I thought the poster was tongue in cheek .. Boy is my face red.
RonE - August 8, 2011, 2:52 am, #222657
Hated the show, the network and just about everything it stood for. Waste of money, time and airspace. But... that is my own POV. Just didn't see why anyone would but to each their own.
rudeboy308 - August 7, 2011, 5:28 pm, #222637
That was a good one. My particular fave is when they forget how to pee. Funny as hell, with a Slayer video at the end ("Seasons In the Abyss").
Coombsy007 - August 7, 2011, 8:12 am, #222594
I remember this epi5ode. When they worked at that fast food restaurant and ended up chucking everything into the ceiling fan, funniest episode ever
rudeboy308 - August 7, 2011, 12:09 am, #222580
MTV just turned 30 this year, but only the VH1 classic site is celebrating it. I stopped watching the main network when they took this show off the air. Now more than then, the Dead Kennedys' song is right: "MTV, Get Off the Air"
Verdeckt - August 7, 2011, 12:00 am, #222579
Very a5tute

TEAM LUKE OR TEAM HAN - only Leia can decide

TAGS: twilight sucks star wars rocks
Rating: 2.55/5

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Jalozyin - September 29, 2011, 4:36 pm, #224641
and Luke's her brother.
rnbw00 - August 31, 2011, 4:29 pm, #223765
And she did. since she & Han had 3 or 4 kids.

A Show of Hands -


TAGS: october challenge dyslexia neener sucks
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - October 25, 2010, 5:23 pm, #199707

love it!

MW3 -

TAGS: same game different cover mw3 sucks
Rating: 4.42/5

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abraaz - January 20, 2012, 6:07 am, #227792
Yes but the thing is this game is actually copied and pasted, well most of it is anyway. For instance when server crash on PC you get this meassage "We're sorry but the Modern Warefare 2 servers have crashed" I mean like seriously, that is an epic fail xD
falloutghoul - January 19, 2012, 2:03 pm, #227756
I object! And no, I am not defending Money Wasted 3!
Sho - January 18, 2012, 11:24 pm, #227731
All video game sequels are a copy paste lol
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 10:39 pm, #227729
Nice. Harsh. Ouch. I'm clueless about video games, but I get it. 5L

WARDROBE DECISIONS - Are Much Cooler When You're Fictional

TAGS: mario wardrobe decisions yoshi sucks
Rating: 3.69/5

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boeweizer - June 12, 2010, 9:26 pm, #180129
kirby has way more to choose from
Cloudchaser - January 11, 2010, 11:09 pm, #152247
As if there's really a need to decide when a tanuki fursuit is available

THE EVOLUTION OF MUSIC - From Michael Jackson to American Idol to Justin Bieber - we are so screwed in the future

TAGS: justin bieber sucks michael jackson ryan seacrest american idol
Rating: 3.92/5

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fr9mu1 - June 1, 2010, 2:58 am, #178687

WEIGHT LIFTING - when you struggle to lift 30 pounds, dont try to lift 400.

SOCCER - What do you do when baseball, basketball, football and hockey, are just too hard, and you are too slow to make the track team? Don't worry, we got you covered.


TAGS: culos says puberty sucks
Rating: 4.46/5

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mariand - September 20, 2011, 11:36 am, #224445
LOL @ Sean...
Sean - September 20, 2011, 11:11 am, #224443
Wait a minute. Those things come off? My mom lied to me. I supposed it it also NOT illegal to wear a bicycle helmet without a baseball cap underneith, is it?
Maddness - September 19, 2011, 3:25 pm, #224430
Preach it brother thats how I feel

NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE IT. - So beautiful... They should have sent a poet.

TAGS: greatness burn fire twilight sucks poet
Rating: 3.5/5

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HETHCOX25RAIDER - May 12, 2010, 1:15 am, #175741
u got that right

ANIME - Seriously, What's up with this shit? Gimme Bugs & Daffy anytime

TAGS: anime sucks
Rating: 3.3/5

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LumFan - January 26, 2012, 12:33 am, #228130
Sad in that there are plenty of good anime shows out there. Plus, Bugs and Daffy have not been any good since Mel Blanc died. (Well, I did like Space Jam, but that was the exception.)
926010 - March 2, 2010, 2:37 pm, #161396
How sad....

SECURITY FEATURES - sponsored by microsoft

THE FAMILY REBEL - I can't believe I have to wait 6 more years to get away from these freaks. To be born here, my Karma must have totally sucked!

DINOSAURS - Thanks for getting us from A to B.


Rethinking -

TAGS: life sucks big time
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - July 3, 2013, 1:47 am, #247276
Thanks! :)
spacedog - July 2, 2013, 6:06 pm, #247254
Nice one JW.

IN TODAY’S YOUTH - The term ‘that’s my favourite song ever’. Ever- referring to the most recent memory the brain can remember

TAGS: teen music sucks choice hard
Rating: 4.84/5

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mariand - August 11, 2011, 2:36 pm, #222909
true 5tory


TAGS: sucks
Rating: 2.94/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 9:02 am, #106363


TAGS: ps3 playstation hardcore gamer gaming sucks
Rating: 2.27/5

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razhneh - December 7, 2010, 12:07 pm, #205947
ps3 can go eat a d*ck.
me - August 27, 2009, 2:39 pm, #112581
lol... no. i'm not a 360 fan
spencer - August 9, 2009, 6:29 pm, #106522
wow you must be a 360 fan. get a real hobby. or jump off a cliff.


TAGS: texas mack brown barry switzer oklahoma hook em football college sucks fail
Rating: 2.41/5

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Chris Sutherland - October 2, 2010, 12:23 am, #196400
nice to put up a motifake of your avatar


monopoly - 2013 Edition -

TAGS: monopoly modern 2013 it sucks to be you edition
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - August 26, 2013, 7:22 pm, #249090
I call the boot to 5Lay with!

HARD WORK - They always told me that it builds Character. This may be true, but it Still Sucks!!

NOTHING SUCKS - more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

THIS PARTY SUCKS - Let there be wine !

TAGS: party sucks let be wine
Rating: 4.25/5

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maoworks2 - May 4, 2012, 2:05 pm, #234160
It's Friday.


DEMOTIVATION - Starburst Sucks, and so do you!



TODAY - For some it’s a pool of hope For others it’s a toilet To bad your pool is down stream

TAGS: sucks to be you
Rating: 4.12/5

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TAGS: racism sucks
Rating: 3.21/5

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R.S.Jake - January 12, 2010, 12:21 pm, #152402
District 9! LOL!


SPREAD THE WEATLH - The wealth...where did it go...it's gone...is it under your bed?

TAGS: obama sucks
Rating: 2.66/5

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La Taza de Gloria - October 24, 2008, 6:54 pm, #30180
yes actually it is how very insightful

GOLDEN GAME BOY - Nope. It still sucks.

LOVE SUCKS - wen da 1 u luv duznt luv u bak

TAGS: love sucks
Rating: 1.86/5

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agdaniele - March 6, 2009, 7:18 pm, #64113
When the one you love doesn't love you back... it's you. And reality.
Bob Chin - March 6, 2009, 11:38 am, #64044
Why so srsly??? There are nearly 48k posters on the site. Many are in this league, Bring me the ClobberHammer
Santa - March 6, 2009, 11:24 am, #64040
Holy **** that must be the worst poster ever. seriously

Justice at last -

I put people on hold -

Reflection -

THE ECONOMY - Even Phydeaux is having a hard time getting people on the bus.

think your job is the pits? -

TAGS: think your job sucks
Rating: 4.75/5

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steve1961 - January 27, 2014, 11:45 am, #252472
I think everyone who is discriminated against is discriminaed for no reason...hence discrimination.
GaryO - January 26, 2014, 7:40 pm, #252467
Dear ‘guest’, within the realm of Motifake, steve1961 is a synonym for sarcasm….now quit causing me to cease laughing. Steve’s cynicism is pretty much all I’ve got.
- January 26, 2014, 7:19 pm, #252466
No relation to Elliot Ness actually, untouchables are a caste/race of people based on the ancient Hindu caste system. Like Roman Catholics and Orthodox Syrians or something like that. Only, the untouchables were discriminated against for no reason.
steve1961 - January 26, 2014, 1:09 pm, #252457
Good thing for Elliot Ness then I guess...
- January 26, 2014, 12:42 pm, #252454
Sewer diving is not a job reserved for the untouchables and their children. There was a time like that, but thankfully that period is over now. The untouchables are the privileged minority of India now.
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 9:03 pm, #252446
If you haven't already, post this over at work totally sucks.
EmilioDumphque - January 25, 2014, 8:39 pm, #252439
This is how India treats the "Untouchables". They can't escape this destiny, nor are their children allowed to escape. They might as well be slaves.

More Proof -

TAGS: phillip hoffman money overdose sucks to be you
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 9, 2014, 1:29 am, #254174
Inexorable death and consequences of foolishness.
maoworks2 - April 8, 2014, 5:53 pm, #254164
Have Everything And Do That ?

KNOW WHAT REALLY SUCKS? - Working for the minimum wage...

TAGS: vampire sucks minimum wage
Rating: 4.5/5

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falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:28 am, #241476
I bet she's enjoying it.


TAGS: found easy repetition chuck sucks
Rating: 4.46/5

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5150monkeylove - December 1, 2010, 2:03 am, #204940
you may, and added to favs
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 10:18 pm, #181747
This is beautiful!
TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 2:38 pm, #181689
I see something in the approval Q that makes me nervous! Poster titled TTH. I hope It's funny!
TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 2:34 pm, #181688
Thanks FP31! I have no idea where the inspiration came from...LoL
Faceplant31 - June 25, 2010, 2:22 pm, #181687
Nice one TTH. I love it.
TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 1:58 pm, #181683
That's ok. Jealousy 1's are my favorite kind.
thatonechick - June 25, 2010, 1:55 pm, #181682
Well, my 5 didn't offset that initial 1. And hey! How come your name doesn't show at the bottom...? LoL Tricky, tricky...


TAGS: work sucks rawhide calendar
Rating: 4.33/5

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Airman - August 23, 2011, 7:11 pm, #223411
if you make one from the Laverne & Shirley theme song, I will hunt you down
Greeny - August 23, 2011, 6:39 pm, #223410
what can I say - I look at you guys and things like this pop into my head...
Airman - August 23, 2011, 5:33 pm, #223406
i know, I've been singing it since I saw this. Thx a lot!
Feasibly - August 23, 2011, 4:50 pm, #223404
Also Commi3, the song was written by a Russian-born man by the name: Dimitri Tiomkin. Thought you would like that bit of info. Funny Greeny and thx for sticking another song in my head...D'OH!
Airman - August 23, 2011, 4:28 pm, #223403
the song is Rawhide. It is from a television western from the 1960's. The Blues Brothers resurrected it in their movie.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 23, 2011, 4:12 pm, #223402
Never heard of this song, what's it called? Don't ask how I don't know it, there are still people out there who haven't heard of motivational posters.
Airman - August 23, 2011, 1:15 pm, #223398
LOL.. this is great!


TAGS: sucks
Rating: 4.32/5

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Call Of Duty -

eggs -

ANIME - All we need is a Powerpoint presentation

TAGS: sucks is too nice
Rating: 3.9/5

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Mr. Shiny - September 29, 2010, 7:34 pm, #196035
perfect. 5 eco-disasters.

BEHOLD - The birth of a Motifaker

TAGS: work sucks office 50cal
Rating: 3.89/5

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Reality Lord - October 28, 2010, 5:37 pm, #200008

i really like this one dude!

HIGH SCHOOL - In the end, it's not the things you've learnt that defines your high school years It's the number of hours you've spent inside a locker that does

TAGS: high school sucks
Rating: 3.88/5

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spacedog - August 29, 2010, 5:42 pm, #191432
Nice one.
5butjam - August 29, 2010, 12:26 pm, #191360
Nice picture and caption Nade, 5 from me
Reality Lord - August 29, 2010, 7:42 am, #191291



TRUVO SUCKS.. - ...the sweat off a Dead Knackers Balls

TAGS: truvo sucks
Rating: 3.7/5

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Airman - July 31, 2009, 5:31 pm, #103193
How old is this poster? Have I been in a cave?
a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 5:19 pm, #101986
Is this a political attack or is the person who made this under the influence of a heavy sedative?
W. Blower - July 29, 2009, 5:16 pm, #101984
Truvo sucks. But some people are s****** money out of Truvo.
Woodywood03a - July 25, 2009, 5:10 pm, #99915
Me too... but it is there.....
Dylan - July 6, 2009, 8:21 pm, #94141
I hate political motifakes
Sir Tony Ryan - June 12, 2008, 8:40 am, #5670
Indipendant Directory is Catching Up Fast


TAGS: the view sucks too
Rating: 3.68/5

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Haarakkon - November 22, 2009, 9:56 pm, #138945
Sure, besmirch away. I'm no prima donna.
Sean - November 22, 2009, 8:05 pm, #138918
Here trash ... besmirch this one if you must.
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 12:18 am, #135167

Gilmore Girls -

TAGS: gilmore girls sucks
Rating: 3.25/5

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Silverheart - May 24, 2013, 8:53 pm, #246001
Now now... I can think of one reason I might watch this show. Lauren Graham.

YOU SEE? - Even your Satellite Provider cannot deny it!

TAGS: jay leno totally sucks ass
Rating: 3.2/5

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Cloudchaser - March 17, 2010, 12:20 am, #165282
Say what you want about Jay, but the fact is that Co-Co could not pull in the ratings/number of viewers that pulls in

SWIMMING POOLS - A lot of fun until someone sits on the drain.

THINK I'M GOING TO KATMANDU - WRONG!! I said "That's A Cat Man Dude!"

TAGS: avatar sucks
Rating: 2.36/5

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sickartist - December 30, 2009, 7:07 pm, #149054
5L for the Bob Seger reference alone.


NO JERKS HERE - That's what the guns are for!

TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat america u s a europe sucks screw off
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by Neal

HAHA - April 4, 2009, 8:15 pm, #70461
Good law biding folks here. They are protecting their families from the people who wont have there guns taken away by the goverment.
Agamemnon218 - September 26, 2008, 12:32 am, #23349
I demand equal time for people who own knives and stab people...
f - July 19, 2008, 11:47 pm, #10302
Hey, Trigger***k, you f***ing suck man
Andres - July 15, 2008, 2:59 pm, #9598
Because shooting away your problems is way more manly than resolving them, like the product of evolution you should be would.
Trigger Dick - June 2, 2008, 11:19 pm, #4872
Well until you hold a gun to a mans face, you will never know how much of a man it takes.
Mr tasty - May 28, 2008, 10:19 pm, #4549
yeah because, you know, it shows how much of a strong man you are to be able to squeeze a trigger!
GUN DICK! - May 26, 2008, 11:45 pm, #4425
If you don't own a gun... you're a p****!
Dream Police - May 18, 2008, 11:41 pm, #3827
Yeah, change "jerks" to "dorks" or "total nerds" and we're good to go.
Shtoink - May 14, 2008, 1:30 am, #3510
if owning a gun makes me a jerk... i guess im a jerk :D and PROUD of it
6x6 - May 13, 2008, 11:37 pm, #3498
An armed society is a polite society.

WNBA - Kind of like the NBA, except the players can't dunk and they're not as good looking

MOTIFAIL - Because no one can do it correctly without making themselves look stupid

DECISIONS - Because some questions don't deserve an answer.

MOTIVATION - You're Not This Guy

TAGS: motivation you are not this guy lol lmao sucks ugly burned war true love
Rating: 1.85/5

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peaches - August 7, 2011, 2:27 pm, #222619
I wish I was this guy in terms of bravery, commitment, dedication...... You're a **** for making fun of this guy.
Sense - July 28, 2009, 9:50 am, #101259
So now just cuz im left wing means im a p***, jmac? Go f*** yourself.
motifake - July 6, 2009, 9:24 am, #93819
Making fun of any wounded soldier is over the line. Seriously messed up.
NavyHM2 - July 6, 2009, 7:43 am, #93815
So, I'm just perusing motifake and then come across this pic of Ty and Renee. I pulled him away from the burning truck near the Syrian border in Iraq on 22 December 2004 where a VBIED blew up against it. I hope you f***tards making fun of him die horribly
NiteStryker - May 31, 2009, 7:46 pm, #83417
He has a combat action ribbon and a purple heart, hes obviously seen some ****. He does look like darth vader without the helmet tho.
Dr. Doom Comment - May 28, 2009, 9:48 am, #82611
Hes just the most ugliest f***er ive ever seen, Probably dead from killing himself, that girl just wanst to%2
Dr. Doom Comment - May 28, 2009, 9:48 am, #82610
Hes just the most ugliest f***er ive ever seen, Probably dead from killing himself, that girl just wanst to puke and run
linn - May 24, 2009, 9:49 am, #81819
Thats just low making fun of him.
Jmac0585 - May 22, 2009, 4:46 pm, #81538
You may go back to living under your bridge and enticing unwary children, now.
Jmac0585 - May 22, 2009, 4:45 pm, #81537
DD - I hope we are never invaded. If we are, I am going to find it very hard to shoot the invaders as opposed to the gun-hating, tree-hugging, freedom-stealing, tax-hiking, immigrant-backing, money-blowing, liberals who are coming to me for protection.
Dr. Doom Comment - May 22, 2009, 12:31 pm, #81507
haha that guys is f***ing UGLY. HAHA, deserved everything he got, holy f*** why doesnt he just kill himself? daaaamn
Dr. Doom Comment - May 22, 2009, 12:31 pm, #81506
haha that guys is f***ing UGLY. HAHA, deserved everything he got, holy f*** why doesnt he just kill himself%3
LCPL NUKELNUTZ - May 22, 2009, 4:57 am, #81466
LCPL NUKELNUTZ - May 22, 2009, 4:57 am, #81465
Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 6:20 am, #79967
Maybe you prefer he'd died instead? a**hole.
DISGUSTED!!! - May 13, 2009, 4:20 am, #79728
Whoever made this should be ashamed of themselves :( You are a HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE person!!! GO TO HELL!!!!
Sense - May 3, 2009, 1:45 pm, #77428
"He put his life on the line defending your lives" What's stopping us? As if a major war will break out and kill hundreds of people, the 'war' isn't against a country or countries, but insurgents within them, id like to see them invade...
Someone - April 24, 2009, 9:03 am, #75121
Feel free to insult persons who give you the possibility to do so. And then get off and move to a country like the Iraq or Afgahnistan... Still feel like insulting is great?
Sympathy - March 9, 2009, 12:44 am, #64520
I know this man is a hero. I do feel sorry for her though. I think he does too.
TheDreadPirate - February 22, 2009, 12:53 am, #61188
Always remember, Men like the one pictured above are willing to make a sacrifice by defending our country so that those who are afraid to, can sit back and pick on them with the safety that they feel on the internet by not having to do it to a Hero's face
guest - February 17, 2009, 5:56 am, #60244
This Marine is a hero. Something you other a**holes can only dream of.
leeebling - February 12, 2009, 1:43 pm, #59075
i do belive in free speech and all that but saying what you want wont prevent you from becoming a ****!
DotDotDot - February 12, 2009, 12:15 pm, #59057
When you forget how to laugh at yourself it's time for the world to laugh at you. Also: lolinternets
Arctic - January 7, 2009, 7:47 pm, #50229
Yea-ah Yea-ah! Dude looks like a zombie! Yea-ah yea-ah!
barockeva - January 7, 2009, 7:10 pm, #50208
Dude looks like a zombie! And Anthony, nothing is sacred on the internet. Not even cueball there.
Actually - November 16, 2008, 11:43 pm, #36951
I thought the point of free speech, and defending it, was to protect the speech you may not like. Not just that which you do...
Overlord Douchebag - November 15, 2008, 1:39 pm, #36578
Well, tell you what. You guys stop b****ing, and I'll stop ripping on Sausage-Man there.
Anthony - November 15, 2008, 1:06 pm, #36576
This a soldier who probably was hurt in IRAQ, a**!!! Respect him
Captain Douchebag - September 6, 2008, 8:44 pm, #19365
Well, now that you b**** about it like that..No.
Tony - September 6, 2008, 8:42 pm, #19364
ore than you do. Give us a fu**ing break.
Tony - September 6, 2008, 8:41 pm, #19363
We may not agree with the politics, but what i do know is that my brothers and sisters are out there dying everyday and every part of me that serves brings them a little closer to home. You people forget that we signed a contract, we may not like it any m
Tony - September 6, 2008, 8:39 pm, #19362
Will Wilson & Cynic........... Patriotism is supporting your country all of the time, and your government when it deserves it. -Mark Twain
Fuck this poster - August 28, 2008, 10:08 pm, #17395
Many people have died for your freedom to say that bull****. You should headb*** pavement until you die or make yourself retarded. Then people will make fun of your condition. You're a piece of ****. Eat yourself. I'd like to see Tyler strangle you.
johnny ho - August 14, 2008, 8:59 am, #14424
here is the article on that marine and his wife. this should clear up any questions on both his appearance and his medal. http://www.jmcolberg.com/weblog/2008/07/tyler_ziegel_and_renee_one_yea.html
RnR - August 14, 2008, 5:54 am, #14409
if you base conclusions on "the look of things" then the world would be the center of the universe and everything revolving around us. Anyways, most likely he DID get the PH and "looks" in the line of duty. But i didn't research it, so i will NOT swear t
RnR - August 14, 2008, 5:50 am, #14408
fair enough. However... he might have gotten the PH for an earlier incident. Without proper research you cant know for sure.. never make a**umptions based on the look of things.
gunny - August 14, 2008, 1:18 am, #14389
you fool, thats a purple heart on top of his ribbon rack, so i dont think you get purple hearts from drunk driving accidents RnR.
Marine - July 19, 2008, 12:03 am, #10186
He's on tonight, and his ribbons dont lie. Making fun of this picture is f***ed up on a fundamental level regardless.
RnR - July 18, 2008, 4:05 am, #10049
Primo: any idea how much people in the military are just pushin paper around without EVER seeing combat? Secundo: how do we know this isnt the result of a drunk-driving accident?
Captain Douchebag - July 17, 2008, 8:04 pm, #9992
It seems enough people here have gotten pissed off. It's a POSTER. Stop beating off to your unwarranted self-importance and enjoy. If you don't like the poster, move on and QUIT YOUR b****ING. That is all.
Meg - July 17, 2008, 7:35 pm, #9987
What the f*** is wrong with people? This Marine put his life on the line so you can live your wonderful little lives trapped inside your computer, ignorant of the real world. This man is a true American, he is what makes me proud of my country. Semper Fi,
idiots - July 1, 2008, 2:19 pm, #7785
all you motherf*ckers making fun of this guy should go to hell, he put he life on the line for idiots like you and that is the appreciation he gets
haha - June 24, 2008, 8:42 pm, #6949
hey SSgt Nelson, shut the f*** up.
mauser98k - June 24, 2008, 8:07 pm, #6947
can you say "ph**oshop"?
dave - June 18, 2008, 6:10 pm, #6244
What a horrible sacrifice. I hope the man finds happiness one day. Anti-war, pro-troops!
SgtRock - June 18, 2008, 5:46 pm, #6242
I'd be happy to be that guy and get a fine piece of a** looking the way he does!
Will Wilson - June 16, 2008, 8:13 pm, #6080
WTF... we keep this war going even though there are countless Soldiers just as this man.. many dead as well.. and all this for bush? why keep this pointless war going?
Cynic - June 10, 2008, 4:42 am, #5477
Bush and Cheney's America is a disgrace to America. They couldn't care less about anyone's right to post anything. Wake up!
SSgt Nelson - June 9, 2008, 4:57 pm, #5428
Wow...so much for supporting the troops...this guy had his face jacked up defending your dumb a** right to post this. I really hope you're happy with yourself, because you are a disgrace to America.
lcpl burns - June 9, 2008, 11:13 am, #5402
wtf i read about this in a magazine . thats f***ed up man this is one of my brothers in arms hes defending your country and you want to make fun ?
Positive - June 6, 2008, 5:22 am, #5155
Oh, come on - she's not that bad looking!
jh - June 6, 2008, 2:40 am, #5143
Awwww poor dude.

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